An AI court for petty arguments.
Real legal language. Real petty disputes. The contrast IS the joke.
What this is
Judgily is an AI court that rules on disputes that aren't worth a real lawyer's time but are still worth settling. “He told my mother my salary.” “She didn't invite my kids to the wedding.” “He keeps eating my labeled leftovers.” You submit the dispute, pick a judge, and get back a rendered verdict page you can share.
What this isn't
It is not a real court. It is not legal advice. The verdicts are not binding on anyone. The judges are LLM personas, not licensed jurists. Treat the output the way you'd treat a friend with strong opinions and a Penal Code book on their shelf — insight, not authority.
Who built it
One person, mostly evenings and weekends. If you have feedback, bug reports, or a verdict that landed exceptionally well or poorly, email hello@judgily.com. If you want to follow along, the public docket lives at /rulings.
The eight judges
Eight distinct personas, each with their own decision framework, voice, and damages style. Four are available on the free tier; four more (the philosopher, the economist, the grandmother, and the Zen judge) unlock with Pro. See the bench →
Disclaimer (again, because it matters)
Court of AI · For entertainment only · Not legal advice · Not a real court. If you're in danger, dealing with abuse, threatened, or in genuine crisis — please reach out to a real resource: 988 (Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, US), 911, or your local equivalent.